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 Bert Christensen's
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Strange & Just Plain Bad Art Collection

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What is holding up all that cloth over her left shoulder and how did that breast escape the fold?
Pigs can't fly but they can levitate.
Aunt B's New Bloomers,
certainly a different perspective. 
Catching sight of Aunt B's new bloomers
changed Grigor's life.
Grigor made her blush!
Peggy was not yet aware of Swamp Thing
rising out of the ooze.
Chief Katonga watched helplessly
as The Amazons departed with their prize.
Although she put on a brave face,
Alice was not happy with her bootleg dentures.
Non non, Fifi!
Nurse Bradshaw could not suppress a smile...
Even when George rode naked down Main Street,
the townspeople ignored him
.
Bunnies Gone Bad. Bad Bunnies
Steroids improved Rupert's performance...
but at what cost?
Rupert
This painting gives a whole new meaning
to the word 'cleavage.'
Cleavage
Ethel really enjoyed mooning people. Mooning
The strange rituals practiced by Brother Hassim
failed to attract any converts to his new religion.
Although Helga enjoyed painting,
she still missed her modeling career.
Helga painting
"Here, let me cover you up while we wait
for the ambulance to arrive."
Accident
Mildred's nose tended to overshadow
her dazzling smile.
Mildred
Sally decides not to become a veterinarian after all. Sally & Crocodile
Childless for years, Mary finally found
an outlet for her maternal instincts.
Fun with a hose and a tuba. Hose & Tuba
Percy's mail order inflatable woman
was a disappointment.
Percy's inflatable woman
Raining Cats and Dogs. Raining Cats & Dogs
Both Judy and Wally vow never to go
on a blind date again.
jJudy & Wally
It must have been the pea soup! Pea Soup
Sir Rodney never knew what hit him! Sir Rodney
Dust jacket for The Unfinished Symphony. Unfinished
Jock believed that the Loch Ness Monster would appear at the outlet of the Glasgow sewer system

Painting found at Brian Pinkerton's Barn Art page

Don later regretted having mated
Rocinante with an ostrich.
Don Quixote
Druid ghostbusters versus the checkerboard spirits. Ghost Busters
The Whine
Borrowed from  D. Joseph Creighton's Wiener Dog Page
with neither permission nor malice
.
The Whine
Beauty is in the eye of a '58 DeSoto headlamp. DeSoto Headlamp
Mickey wished he had taken Beano. Mickey & Beano
The Venus Flytrap finally found success
disguised as a rose.
Rose Flytrap
Miss Appleby was not happy with her
decorator's choice of wallpaper
Miss Appleby's wallpaper
That hand has got to be a transplant, right? Hand transplant
Bernice wished she had a larger bathroom
Lucy in the Field with Flowers

My personal favourite from
The Museum of Bad Art
.
Lucy in the Field with Flowers
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What constitutes good or bad art is, of course, a matter of personal opinion; one person's treasure can be another's garbage. This collection was inspired by Boston's Museum of Bad Art (MOBA) and is presented here in the spirit of fun. If I have offended anyone, I apologize and promise to remove the offending artwork upon notification by the artist, the gallery or the owner. Click Here to send Bert an email