Bert Christensen's 
Truth & Humour Collection

Outside of a dog, a book can be your best friend.
Inside of a dog, of course, it’s too dark to read.


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Signs From Our Travels
A Metric Romance
The End of the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
Sniglets: Words that Should be in the Dictionary but Aren't
English Pronunciation!?!
Lounge Lizard Santa
25 Signs You May be Canadian
The World at Night   
A Single Sheet of Paper
For Sale: One Useless Cat
Awesome & Humbling
The Last Beer (mpg)
Space War
Chasing Beaver  (Needs Windows Media Player)
The Brass Monkey  
Fast Food Delivery in Africa  (Needs Windows Media Player)
Left Brain, Right Brain  
Scrabble
Abbott and Costello Meet the 21st Century 
High Class Put-Downs
Bullshit Bingo  
Canadian Imposter
Bad Analogies and Metaphors  
Unitarian Universalist Humour
A Woman's Brain
Bad Parenting 101
The Long Lake Bear
Business Slogans 
So, You Wanna Learn English   
H. L. Mencken Quotes  
John West Salmon Ad 
All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists  
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy 
EuroEnglish
Things to Ponder
Things My Mother Taught Me  
MiniHaHas  
Because I Am a Man...
Duck Hunting   
How Times Change  
A Herd of Sheep??  
Scientists Discover New Element  
The Evolution of Treatments  
Count the Black Dots
Your Daily Moment of Zen  
A Wee Peek Under a Scotsman's Kilt....
Alternate Words  
Self Confidence  
Philosophical Warning Labels
Down Under Idiocy  
Could You Pass This Test?
Illusion  
The Church Bulletin  
Education Pays  
The Storkbroker  
Would You Invest in This Company?
Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy
The Dysfunctional Spiritualist  
That's What Haggis Is
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  
Dress to Kill
Life and Death of Madame Recamier
Poe Updated
Grendel's Dog, from Beocat
Your Tax Dollars At Work
Management & Employees: Suspicions Confirmed
Teaching Math Through the Decades
A Difficult Explanation
Some Women Worth Quoting
Men: Some Questions Answered
Sayings to Live By...
Puns and Groaners
New Words
Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord
Bill Gates Buys God
Top 16 Mensa Pick-up Lines
In Praise of Older Women
Upgrading GirlFriend
Upgrading BoyFriend
Top 10 Signs You Are Being Stalked  By Martha Stewart
The Facts of Life
Computer Religious War
Useless Information (because it must be known)
What Movies Teach Us
50 Fun Things to Do In An Elevator
Men Versus Women
50 Actual Headlines
The 25 Shortest Books
Things My Kids Taught Me
Poetry Contest
I'm My Own Grampa
Santa Relocates to Redmond, Washington
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
Microsoft Buys the Catholic Church
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life
Words of Wisdom
Martha Stewart's Holiday Letter
Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.
Weird  Sex Laws  


Duck Tape
Will Bullas