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1st Prize (15 seconds of Fame)
I said I'd dance on your grave - the urination idea came later. |
2nd Prize (30 Seconds of Fame)
This painting's only flaw is that it does, in fact, exist |
3rd Prize (45 Seconds of Fame)
The
Feel Good Picture of the Year: Looking at this artist's work made
people realize the economy was not so bad after all. |
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Other Entries |
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Burning Man Project Ends in Soggy Horror! |
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Clifford The Big Red Dog Newest Member of San Francisco Fire
Dept.
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Fido's humiliation was endless when his owner realized too late
that he forgot to put on his little sweater to go outside.
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Proof that having exo-organs beats the hell out of having an
exoskeleton. |
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Don't think too long about why the dog is peeing out of his butt,
or you'll end up like this guy |
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Carefully opening the lid and peering into the carton, Susan
was dismayed to find yet another unappetizing in-flight meal. |
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Why do both the dead lizard guy and the dog like creature have
boners??? |
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When People Die And Dogs Pee On Them... |
Human!!! Chase me no more!
I admit the deed!
Dig up this
grave! Here!!!
It is the beating of his hideous heart! |
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IT WASNT MY FAULT, I FOUND IT LIKE THIS |
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Bell Mobility's Basic Plan can be a little humiliating. You really
should consider the Standard package instead. |
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The only case when a dog is man's worst enemy. |
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In order not to fall, the quadriplegic tripod canine had to
urinate constantly and with force. |
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And suddenly I realised... I was the guy in the background... |
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When Pictionary goes terribly, terribly wrong. |
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Entry: In order not to fall constantly, the tripod canine had to
urinate constantly and with force. |
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George tried to stop Fido from marking his territory and thus
acccidentally rehydrating and waking the devil, but he was much,
much too late. |
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This is how aliens from planet Z-200 perceived Clifford, The Big Red Dog.
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Not sure what to call this, but I would like some of whatever the
artist is smoking. |
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Teach you the meaning of "doggy style"! |
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Hey hold up! I need that fertilizer like yesterday! |
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The dog had been secretly burying alien remains and cutlery, it's
master was not ready for the truth. |
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Barry is now sorry that he didn't take Rupert out walking more. |
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"Leaves of Grass" - let's hope this is not actually Walt
Whitman's gravesite, talk about getting pissed on in life and
death. |
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Little Jimmy was disappointed when the ants failed to thrive in
the Avant-garde farm he built for them. |
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These primitive anatomically incorrect drawings and the even more
bizarre medical literature found in textbooks at McBoggle's
Medical School for Morons, appear to have contributed to the
botched surgeries and looming malpractice suits at the hospital. |
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The night before my operation, the urologist told me that some
prostate cases should best be left untreated |
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Seriously? Man's best friend? |
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regardless of all this...u gotta think, where is that pee coming
from?!!!! his butt? hmmm??? |
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garbage in, garbage out |
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LIFE AT LAST! |
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Spike's owner rushed madly towards him, knowing that he had
seriously violated the city's Leash Law. |
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Renaldo raced to drink from the golden fountain. He barely
noticed that there were strange new mounds in "Flatware Cemetery" |
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I once had a dream just like this! According to Jung, it meant I
was chasing my best friend through the god-forsaken desert of
society, which would ultimately land me in the same land fill as
the rest of man and his toys. Still...I think it meant I had too
many hits of acid that night. |
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All that missionary work finally pays off. |
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Dog day on the moon |
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A birth defect had connected the dog's intestine to his wee-wee
and his kidneys to his ass: He had but a few days to live but he
would get even for this. |
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The cycle of life. You're born, you die, then you get pissed on! |
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Entry: my thirst was for gold was underneath my feet |
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George Bush's puppy makes a stop in New Orleans |
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You'd have thought that the first $700 billions bailout package
would have cleaned up that mess on Wall Street but no: it just
wasn't quite enough money to stop those dogs from pissing on the
investors. |
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Once you get to zoom out from the scene of "Alien autopsy", you
realize that the original COULD have been worse afterall. |
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The arrival of the giant ant confirmed it: The picnic did not go
as planned. |
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An ant farm with pizzazz |
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Now that Spot had his master's complete attention, he could
express his true feelings |
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Dick Cheney's dog pays one last surprise visit to Iraq's capital. |
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You don't need to be Martha Stewart to know that the knife goes
next to the freaking spoon. And the mantle centerpiece is so
wrong. You'll never be ready for Thanksgiving. |
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Yet another reason why I should be buried face down. |
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Bob, famous for his use of Enzyte is treated with a Golden Shower
from the Bizarro Cliffard |
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Every dog has its day. |
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Dog miraculously pees out of asshole |
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Stealing my cell phone radiation joke: The number one cause of
getting pissed on by an anatomically wrong canine. |
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Cell phone radiation - the number one cause of teenage deaths. |
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Buster was very angry that his owner would not let him bury
things. So he pissed out his bum |
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Suddenly it stuck the mixed up little mutt: "Or did the
leprechaun tell me to "Kiss and wave at Barry the lawyer with the
mantis." |
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"Can you hear me now?" said Clifford the Big Red Dog
sarcastically, "Nobody calls ME bitch!" |
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That's the last time one of you "dog bite" attorneys will be up MY
ass, mused Fido. |
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And this children, is why we no longer drink the [[ground]] water |
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The circle of life |
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Michael Vick. The later years |
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FRANKLY I'M WORRIED, I UNDERSTAND THIS PAINTING |
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Give a Dog a Bone |
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Bet you'll think twice about leaving me home alone again huh |
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On the 6th day, Dog said "it was good. On the 7th You Shall Rest" |
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PISSTILENCE OR RED ROVER RED ROVER OH PISS ON ALL THIS |
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anything can happen during a full moon. oh .it's not a full moon?
okay then. anything can happen when there is a spork involved. |
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Welcome to the new season of "Hells Kitchen" |
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Fred Bassett @ Alex Graham's funeral - Rest In Piss |
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His neighbor tore off his lawn when he saw how far Billy Bob was
willing to go to get a greener grass on his side of the fence. |
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Eddie knew he had a unique piece of art on his hands. Max Ernst,
Salvidor Dali, and Yves Tanguy couldn't figure it out. The
Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art, the Guggenheim, and the Museum
of Contemporary Art rejected it. Sigmund Freud stated "what the
hell is wrong with you?" upon seeing it, Even Pink Floyd and Iron
Maiden said "no thanks." Sometimes a nightmare after a few orders
of convenience store nachos is not the best idea for a painting |
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"Can you hear me now?" |
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To live and to die in Los Angeles. But that's on a bad day. On a
good day, you'd have an iPhone instead of an old model analog. |
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Some people wish they had written the Far Side. |
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Frustrated, Fido simply couldn't remember where he buried his
latest snack. |
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Freddy loved to pee on joggers but couldn't figure out why it
didn't come out his wee wee. |
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Composting: One way to save the Earth |
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There are times in life that the human brain can't comprehend.
One of them is looking at a Salvador Dali reject painting. Even
Dali looked at this and went "Good lord, What is the matter with
this man? I think he needs medication!" |
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Beware of cell phone radiation |
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Clifford's First Bad Day |
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How to make Archaeology |
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Rocky's training through Philadelphia was an interesting journey
to say the least. |
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The airport security X-Ray machine revealed nothing out of the
ordinary. The passenger could proceed to the gate. |
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