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| Results of the Second Caption Contest |
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Results |
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1st Prize (15 seconds of fame) Mail order fish, $5.99. Goldfish bowl, $12.99. Getting stuck in the box they came in....priceless |
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2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame) Yoko Ono - The Early Years |
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3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame) Oh, when you said to tape the fish, you meant with a camcorder? |
| Other Entries |
| Sopi Di Yuwana (Iguana Soup) box lunch |
| Okay, Dr. Skinner, what next? |
| The winner of tonight's drawing will win this set of cute salt n pepper shakers |
| Now do you understand why we won't let her have any pets??? |
| Lucy was given lots of things to play
with, but all she wanted was a pair of pants |
| Abby learned two important lessons today. 1: If you tape fish to walls they Will Die. And 2: It is never a good idea to stick your head in a small box (it could get stuck). |
| After all this I'm still constipated! |
| Whistler never understood why the painting of his daughter never caught on |
| Mommy, mommy, Let me out!! I promise I'll never tease the catfish again! |
| At 39, Jenny wondered if she'd done all she could with her life. |
| Just when the fish
thought they'd got her right where they wanted her, she found the sellotape... |
| With her career in fashion design
(hats) going nowhere, Sabrina settles for life as a conceptual artist. |
| Bjork with Anemia |
| But this IS my secret laboratory! |
| Yoshiko absolutely refused to eat her sushi |
| Oh, why has that pussycat forsaken me!? |
| A bit of bondage |
| This is absolutely the LAST TIME I fly coach on Sadist Airlines. |
| All that money spent on
art deco classes, and I don't think it shows a bit. |
| Little Graci in her waterproof helmet. She had to have somewhere to put the fish while she cleaned their bowl. |
| Mary's mother was very surprised when she opened her daughter's school pictures |
| Harriet found she could still close her eyes and go to her special place when the world got to be crazy. |
| Is my punishment over yet Mommy? |
| Come on Eunice, try and think "outside the box" |
| Please Don't Flush my Dead Fish |
| Here fishy, fishy. Here fishy. |
| Do you think I'm pretty? |
| The things they leave in outhouses these days! |
| Jessica realized her talent for performance art at a very young age. |
| Marilyn Manson's Love Child |
| Feng Shui |
| Mommy, I want to be a fish ! |
| They said the A-Bomb radiation would'nt affect us at all. |
| Emily wished her mom would do regular time-outs like the other kids' moms. |
| You can take away my pants, smash my face with a brick, and put my head in a birdhouse, but dammit you wont take my fishbowl! |