| Results |
| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame)
Things weren't that great for Jack after he lost his foot, but when he bought it back from a thrift store...he was never the same.
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| 2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame)
...and the ankle tattoo session went awry;
the key chain is a cruel ironic consolation...
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| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame)
..and just look what cutting off an ear did for Van Gogh!!
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| Other
Entries |
Apparitions of rabbit geometry haunt Mr. Bunny as he
asks himself, “How lucky am I?” |
| Gered, the invisible ghost rabbit, was not pleased to find a lucky
rabbit's foot waiting for him on his bed room dresser. Obviously
some one was playing a cruel joke on him... |
| "Oh Mr. Rabbitfoot, just because I ate the rest of you does that mean
you won't grant me a wish?" |
| Bugs got hold of some BAD acid. |
| Not exactly what the motivational speaker had in mind when he said, “You gotta go out and make your own luck.” |
| You'd think Floppy would have learned not to handle grenades after the last time!! |
| Who Framed Roger
Rabbit, part 52. |
| Trying to decide how he should remove a human's foot for good luck..... |
| Beam Me Up,
Spotty, I've Found the Secret Weapon. |
| "Why Do You Suppose Pegleg Peter Purloined
Nanny's Goat's Goatee?" |
Decades after
Walt's death, his 'blue period' of cartooning was finally
validated as a subjective, and no doubt demanding
work that flouted the aesthetic tenets of it's time. |
| Peter felt it was a fair trade, it did bring him luck after all. |
Peter never imagined that pledging for Skull & Bones at Yale
would cost him so dearly! |
| "I'm so sorry foot, the doc wouldn't sew you back on. What else was i supposed to do with you? You've brought me good luck so far..." |
Then it came to Bucky in a dream...Rabbits aren't born
lucky,
they have to make their own. "Y" he still hasn't figured out. |
| "Even bunny rabbits have dreams" |
| "Pete has a foothold on wishful thinking." |
| Hoppy just knew it was going to be his lucky day at the track! |
| "If my luck holds out I'll end up with four of these." |
| Even the rabbit foot couldn't save the rabbit's foot. |
As Bugs looked at the mummified remains of his foot,
he decides next time he will pay the mafia on time. |
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"Sparky
contemplates how to re-word his initial wish"
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Horace
enthusiastically concludes that vanishing cream isn’t the best
camouflage.
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There
was once a velveteen rabbit, and in the beginning he was really
splendid...
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| In
the true spirit of Vincent Van Gogh, the velveteen rabbit
planned on sending his foot to author, Margery Williams to
protest the books ending. |
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After
Hugh Hefner dies
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| "Jack the rabbit was willing to give his right foot for a lucky charm..." |
| Mom pegged him Lucky. |
| The turkey dinner was delicious, but Roy couldn't help but wonder if he had created his own bad karma with one simple wish that fateful Thanksgiving day.... |
| Floopy go Lucky |
| "Do you have this in a size 5?" Roger asked the Lady at the lucky charm shop. |
| Willy sank to a new low when he started to harvest his own body parts for carrots. |
| Gary was very proud that his shop project had turned out so well. |
| The Peg Legged Phoney Pirate Finds The Fake Carrot. |
| Last
night's lucky LOTTO winner |
"Feeling Smug After the Successful Application Of His Fake Peg Leg Boot
With Accompanying Synthetic Rabbit Foot!" |
| "I Got A Leg UP ON The
Competition" |
| "That Was 'A Bird In Hand'
Dumbass!" |
| "Panhandling in Las Vegas" |
| Pegleg
Percy and his fresh feces keychains. |
| After the lottery win, he knew it HAD been worth it! |
...only to find that
Betty Bunny had sold her backpack
for a new pair of shoes for Peter. |
| After his last weigh-in at Weight Watchers, Bucky the Rabbit tells his fellow dieters, "The Low-Fat Recipes just weren't working fast enough for me!" |
| "Monkey's paw my ass!!!!" |
| For $2.95 he felt complete for the first time since the 'incident' |
| After years of living with the blues, Rabbit was sure his luck soon change. |
| Now you have my attention |
| 'Alas! poor 'left foot' I knew him
well...' |
| The Easter Bunny doesn't plan to leave tasty treats this year. What Will the children think? |
| Sick of all that
hop..hop..hopping, Peter thinks, "one down, three to go." |
| Bugs had no idea his lucky rabbit's foot was in fact his own |
| "How many rabbits does it take to screw in a brown Christmas light, Peggy? And "Y" is this bone floating next to me? I "wish" it would leave, cause I can hardly walk!" |
| "An ear you thay? No! Thith will do nithly." |
| Not a single lucky hair or wishful bone in my black and blue tattered old frame. |
| Mr
Longears decided disability was a great career choice after high school |
| Today Harold learned the meaning of, "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" |
| The foot-growing suppository that Edgar had been given by his doctor looked rather intimidating! |
| So then Cedric said, " OK so the 'rabbit's aorta' wasn't so lucky. For 50 bucks you can try a 'lucky rabbit's foot!' |
| BLAAARG! Fat Bunny ate the Butter Chicken. Where is my hat? oh I need eat my butter foot next. |
| Revenge on the artist for not filling him in was close at hand for bunninio |
| Fluffy's desperation to improve his dowsing career finally pushes him over the edge. |
| Mum!
Jake's been at the happy pills again!!! |
"The National Endowment for the Arts provides national recognition and
support to significant projects of artistic excellence..." |
"Roger suddenly remembered that he forgot to set the timer to record "Big
Knockers" whilst light bulb shopping" |
| The artist anastomoses with the canvas |
"Maybe we can ask if they'll let us not be see-through.
What do you think, Mr. Foot?" |
| The bunny hoped the Trix would be worth it after all these years. |
| "Don't forget your lucky rabbit's foot President Bush" |
| Nice but do you have
'em in Blue Suede |
| It really wasn't
enough for Mr. Rabbit to be one-legged, cross-eyed, transparent and haunted by visions of a y-shaped bone! He is having now that carrot-shaped grenade, a special present from the painter... |
| Okay, now what do
I do with this? |
| MATT GROENING HAS LOST HIS FRIGGIN MIND! |
| Peter was saddened at the thought he could not do the Hokey Pokey ever again, but at least he had a special key chain. |
| The pet rock idea worked...why not the pet turd keychain?? |
| The new kind of drug! |
| Rejected story concept for the new Bugs Bunny movie. |
| Bugs never made it big in this Alternate Universe. |
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