| Results |
| 1st Prize (15 seconds of fame)
Penelope
wonders if the outhouse, that somehow escaped
the blaze, is still too hot to use. |
| 2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame)
After hours of walking, Betty stopped in her tracks and stared
in shock and horror. It was Cleveland.
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| 3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame)
It all started when one of the ladies produced her hormone
tablets, someone else their tranquilizers, Edith, from number 5 pulled out a
joint. All Pam could remember was the throbbing of a drum. Then someone suggested they burn down the
hall. The Tuesday Morning Methodist Ladies Club would NEVER be the same again. |
| Other
Entries |
| Joan had left the stove on one time too many. |
| Behold! Spatula of the gods. |
| What sunrise looks like the morning after your 237th rave. |
| Mrs. O'Leary looking for her damned cow. |
| They said it would look clear if I looked thru my hand like this |
That's what you get, Dorothy, for clicking the heels of those
ruby slippers 4 times instead of 3! |
Every time
I wear this really tight swim cap, everything gets blurry and I
lose my sense of direction |
| "Oh WHY did I leave that piece of foil in the microwave oven??" she cried. |
Well doctor, it is the same dream, the dish stepped into the
light and the evil spoon wants me to run away with him |
Quit dancing away in that Travolta pose and help me
get my thumb out of my eye socket |
Is it just me or is it a wee bit smoky in here?
*Looks behind at his rear* oh it is me. |
| I can Paint faster than you can!! |
| Lucy is still looking for her feet |
..And as she climbs to the top, Scarlett thinks,
"Oh Rhett! I'll never give up, never!" |
| "Amnesia SUCKS!
Please tell my that that DUMP IS not my home" |
| "Oh No!-- Someone stuffed up the toilet bowls with toilet paper again!" |
| ...98, 99, 100. Here I come, ready or not! |
| 99....100...ready or not, here I......Timmy did you hide in the oven again? |
| It seemed slightly ironic that the fire station was the only thing left standing... |
| Dorothy wasn't in Kansas anymore . . . she was in Melbourne! |
| The Lord Is
SMOKIN' |
| She had very vague and undefined impressions of her surroundings. |
| Susie lifted her binoculars to have a look at the house in the distance, but
soon realized, the house wasn't in the distance, it was only really small
and hovering a few feet from her head. |
| How Much is That Doggie in the Window |
| Buy new batteries for the remote, don't take the ones out of the smoke alarm |
| Always drink a Colt 45 to avoid smoke
inhalation. |
| As with most drug
commercials it is very hard to see the real use of the drug |
And in the end, there could be no resistance against the
giant frying pans from outer space. |
| Ethel TOLD Jim the septic pit should be further from the house. |
| Harriet's contact lens has gone missing |
| Could you bring my sunglasses? It's brighter than I thought... |
| Short-Changed While Buying A Stairway To Heaven |
| ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ALL THAT'S IN MY PRICE RANGE? |
| A VIAGRA IMPLOSION |
| Mabel was a sad sight as she panhandled by a street fire for those hair plugs
she's been hankerin for. |
| Mabel grimaced
and clutched her forehead as she realized that not only was her house burning to the ground, her meatloaf in the oven would surely be ruined. |
| Bob was disappointed to learn the fifth circle of Hell so closely resembled his home in Detroit |
| Sara sighs as she thinks, I can't believe they are going to tear this beauty
down to put up another mall. |
| Crossing
a burning pit of lava... I should have known that getting
my dream home wouldn't be THAT easy... |
| The neighborhood looks a
li'l sketchy to me honey |
| Where is Raymond's mother when you really need some help in the kitchen? |
When she bought the extra-strength flash, she had no idea
it was going to be THAT strong... |
Mama didn't raise no fool...but I'll bet if she could see me now she'd tell me,
"I told you not to eat those beans!" |
| I'm so
tired of that loud music, I'm going to kick some ass! |
| Where
the hell did that stupid cat run off to? |
Due to the terms of the restraining order,
Chester will just have to admire from afar |
| Peeping Tom on a Volcano |
It was only hours later that
Grettel realized
she had lost Hansel somewhere in the fog...but with the candy house so
close, she only took a brief survey of the area for her lost companion. |
| "It´s all yours, Danté! " |
Bernice didn't know what to after realizing she had left her
pet monster behind the house after the fire started. |
| Mary's migraine kicks it up a notch |
| Bernice winced as she realized she forgot to bring the toilet paper. |
| I should have increased the fire insurance before I torched it! |
Gretchen tipped back a cold beer as she watched her
house become engulfed in flames. |
A study in the necessity of checking wind direction on
trash burning days, #210 from the Summer Series |
| Say no to drugs. |
| Only you can prevent trippy fire paintings |
| Annie's double trouble: The migraine and the house afire. Oops! No sex tonight! |
| Chaos surrounds her and all that comes to mind is, 'No clean underwear'. |
Dressed in his favourite skirt and blouse, Bert took one last look back
at the house where the website had started, knowing he could only put off
that final step into the fiery pits moments longer. |
| A house, a tree, and another tree - OH, MY |
| Here
chicky, chicky. Mary's chicken had crossed the road again |
| WOW, WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING IN THERE?? |
Some artists paint from their view wearing
"rose-colored glasses". This artist paints wearing
their patented "icky-soap-scum-and-unsightly-rust-stain-glasses". |
Hallelujah, the
divine sandworm has resurfaced once again in the back yard!...
I'll tell the children it's time to prepare themselves for the sacrificial ceremony. |
Margaret finally admitted that building her dream home
in the DMZ wasn't, perhaps, her best choice and hoped the
party guests hadn't been taken by the VC yet |
| Why
does this always happen on Tuesday? |
| That's what I get for leaving the batteries running inside Mr. Happy... |
| Geraldine Finally finds the kitchen spoons. |
| If only Bob Ross
were still alive to put some trees and squirrels in my world... |
| Joan, choking back tears, realizes the potential that selling these timeshares on
Ebay would have in her quest for the gold jacket. |
| “Someone’s in the kitchen with Dina …” |
| Hilda surveyed the landscape, thankful that -- unlike the fork and knife trees -- the battle had somehow spared the spoon trees. |
| Soup spoons? |
| "Friggin' California!" |
| You can't go home again but then who'd want to |
Beatrice was beginning to wonder if the long walk to
the town's annual red bean festival was worth it. |
| .."And this is your brain on drugs while trying to paint, any questions"? |
| The
Dreaded Ice Age Finally Engulfs Suburbia! |
"I knew eating the Shroud of Turin would bring bad
things...
but I didn't think it would be this bad..." |
| Alchemy gone very wrong |
| I love
L.A.! |
| Guess they can't hear me banging on the snow globe glass...... |
| The Scream of the Last Cup of Orange Juice Dropped |
| MMM, that's funny. I always thought the steam house sucked! |
| Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew her father was in the barn. |
| SPOONS, come home its time for dinner |
| Say "Cheese"! |
"This must be a really bad dream ---
Wake up! --- Wake up! --- I can't wake up ---" |
