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| 1st Prize (15 seconds of fame)
Though modern standards have rendered this image quaint,
the painting of figures without hats was scandalous in its day.
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| 2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame)
The judges realised that the discovery of levitation gave a whole new dimension to synchronized swimming.
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| 3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame)
Two of the judges gave them 4.5 and 6.9, but there was some
suspicion over the French judge's 10.11.
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| Other Entries |
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Flying united reaches new levels.
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I don't care if they ARE naked, they don't have
clearance on this runway, dammit!
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This year the Hot Air Balloon Festival had the
biggest
attendance in its history.
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Are we coming or going?
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Willy Wonka fails to close lucrative catering contract
with local naturalist community
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Don't mess with gravity. It's the law.
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Crouching Tiger, Naked Women
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That's where the floating pigs came from
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Nymphatic Airheads
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Those mushrooms are magic
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Last one in is a rotten egg!
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Airborne nymphs take the Nestea plunge.
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The Naiads hurriedly approached the brook slipping and falling upon the wet
grass shouting out to the lithe figure who had begun her favorite dive the
forward pike: "Leucothea don't jump, the water is only a foot deep!"
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How d'ya like dem apples?
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The helium sex dolls slowly descended on the picnic area
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Air Tango!!! Membership has it privileges
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Scotty beam me up swan dive style
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Low on funding.....the Bulgarian Olympic gymnastics team
starts practice without uniforms or facilities
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Nymphs of Spring
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I believe there are angels among us.
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Surgeon General's Warning: Staying out of the sun can
cause a tremendous loss of skin pigmentation which could lead to other adverse effects
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The infamous belching, clothes-eating brook claims more unwary
victims
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The Australian Olympic nude synchronized levitation team
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Don't you hate when you're out for a peaceful afternoon air-swim, and the
moron next to you is drunk....the next thing you know you've got a head on
your back and an extra arm growing out of your butt.
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Aerial cheerleading tryouts gone bad
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We're in the Garden of Eden, right?
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The Pale Flailing Women
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Unable to bear not owning an invisible chaise lounge,
Margaret dashed her brains in the brook.
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Gee, flying is easier when you're nude Sylvia!
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Give me an F!!
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Dive! Dive! Dive!
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A glimpse of the town's 40+ age group freely experimenting with LSD
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It didn't take long for the news to get around
that the Law of Gravity had been repealed
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Up! Up! And away!!!!
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David Attenborough, (in conspiratorial tones) “And here we
have
the absolute pleasure of catching, for the very first time
on film,
the rare giggle faced wobble-arses of Kathmandu."
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Evidently,
the team of super heroes was showering
when the distress call came in.
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Erotic
Broomless Quidditch All the Rage Among Hogwarts Co-eds
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Where are those Soggy Bottom Boys?
Weren't they supposed to be here by now?
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Just take the picture already! It's beginning to feel a wee bit chilly.
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The nude hillbilly synchronized diving team demonstrates their winning
performance in the Hatfield County Finals.
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Think we'll make the new Peppermint Patti commercial?
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The turnout wasn't half bad for the naked wonder woman contest.
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Music of the spheres "I want to get away
I WANT TO FLY AWAY Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
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If only what went up would also go down...
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Ahmed and Mohammed found suicide flight school quite challenging.
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Several of them dove for the foul ball.
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"Ice Maidens" Gwendolyn readies her icy fist to propel
another successful student to greater heights
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And they said "we couldn't get high!"
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"George couldn't quite remember if it was the painter or the models
who had eaten the mushrooms first"
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Any of you ladies need a ride home?
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At long last, Captain Hook discovers the land of Peter Pan's jilted lovers.
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Kodak's amazing new camera allows you to capture
images of people during astral travel.
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First, the invisible alien males hypnotize the earth women and then
they carry them off into secluded places far from prying eyes.
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Having multiple personalities was never this much fun before.
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Un-synchronized nude diving make it's debut as an
exhibition sport at the upcoming Lesbolympics
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Ghost divers in the sky!
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Rob is drowning, let's save him.
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Superpeople, smart enough that red undies are not worn from the outside
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See now, Imelda, aren't you glad you got that bikini wax?
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Mildred? Where have the brooms gone?
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Sadly, Isadora Duncan died just before the class reached its full potential ... (but, for once, the photographer made it on time)
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What are they? Oh, those are just "weather balloons" used by the military!
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'I think this is a big myth-take'
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I swear just keep moving, I promise NO TAN LINES!!
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Cracking UP
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