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| Results of the Fourth Caption Contest
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| Results |
| 1st Prize (15 seconds of fame) Take me to your Leda |
| 2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame) Aflac...I said Aflac |
| 3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame) That was great, honey! The sex therapist was right after all... |
| Other Entries |
| she's itching....now it's his turn!! |
| the most beautiful boil |
| Hey Daffy, do you smell tuna? |
| Man, Fluffy, I KNEW we was supposed to take a lef' on Fo'ty Third. Now we in a baaad neighborhood. |
| Wayne was hoping a good goose would cure his constipation. |
| After Jordan's best friend had told him his wife was a little slutty, he believed him when Jordan saw her naked in the middle of the street. So he threw her and her geese out.. |
| Those fertility drugs worked a little differently than Garry had expected. |
| Henry finally let go of his fears and allowed the woman in him to emerge. |
| Hey! You told me you had bread crumbs in here! |
| Ducky's crack addiction has brought him to an alltime low |
| I'm calling the SPCA |
| When Ducky said he would "do anything" to keep from becoming paté, he didn't know what he would be getting himself into. |
| Governor Baker's career was over when reporters uncovered this incriminating photo taken nearly 20 years earlier. |
| Poster boy for the "anti-growth hormone" movement |
| Blinded by countless years of relentless masturbation, Shelly realized she had stepped in something, but she couldn't quite figure out what. |
| Later in the E.R., Barry insisted that he really had fallen on her. |
| Goose Lady will find a way to make you talk. |
| It was the usual dream in which she was the only one naked, but the geese were fowl. |
| The Good Lord used a rib. Mother Goose used an anus. |
| Now THAT's a goose! |
| Leda and the Swan and the Sticky Shoes |
| God, I sure hope that Viagara works |
| The Goose was the best yet! |
| I don't remember this Mother Goose nursery rhyme! |
| Well Gilbert the Goose THOUGHT he was eating at the Y.... little did he know how close he came.... |
| Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose! |
| "So THAT'S why all my clothes are missing!!" |
| Federal Conservatism in Uncertain Times |
| "I know there's a Gap around here somewhere" |
| "FATHERHOOD" |
| Mary's special duck call worked, too bad her feminine deodorant didn't. |
| My old lady's always on my ass, but all I ever hear is quack, quack, quack... |
| Eating the bread crumbs of misfortune. |
| The ducks eider up and down |
| Upwind! I must stay upwind! |
| After their capture by the Ducks of Uranus, and despite the halographic romantic setting, Ling Ling and Ding Ding needed more prompting to mate |
| Hang on dear, I
am sure I can smell Viagra in here somewhere |
| She waited for him to strip down as well, but he was worried.. That goose looked at him rather strangely after all... |
| One by One, the geese would come, prodding, prodding, prodding |
| He wanted the woman but the goose looked better |
| Helen said that Jim brought out the animal in her, but Jim didn't appreciate such a nasty quack. |
| Just Another Day in Atlantic City, NJ |
| Levi's 501. Original. |
| Rodney suddenly realized that something was wrong. |
| Dennis and Carmen determine that marriage is not all it's quacked up to be... |
| Man gets goosed passing naked girl. |
| Gary was being goosed as his wife went through his pockets |
| What's Good For The Goose was bad for Ed Gander. |
| After taking massive amounts of hallucinogens, Gary encounters his two true fantasies, women and geese. Which will he choose first? |
| What's that damned bird got that I ain't got?! |
| The newest Nike ad gone awry... |
| And finally, as they ascended to Heaven, they understood where the expression 'to be goosed' originated. |
| Desperate for relief, Waldo decided to try all the folk cures for sciatica at once. |
| Despite the sound of distant honking,
hope that he would EVER be picked up began to fade |
| Honey..........................the Goose is back! |
| I am still searching...are you my mother? No? Well, is she my mother? |
| No, not afterlife! AFLAC! AFLAC! |
| Well...Isaac "Mr. Gravity" Newton...eat your heart out! |
| Richard gets goosed while exploring the afterlife |
| So this is Shangri-La ! |
| Are you sure we're doing this right Hon ? |
| After following the instructions,
they began to wonder if there were really a golden egg!! |
| Joe's too busy pitching a tent to notice that it wasn't the naked lady that goosed him. |
| " Wow," thought John.
"Being a Siamese twin with a woman isn't all it's "quacked " up to be. In fact it's a real pain in the ass". |
| Yeah, but can you do THIS? |
| Stop playing with that stupid goose, you are embarrassing me !! |
| Even Bob's goose didn't notice her boob job. |
| Stand tall, keep your virtue, don't be another loose goose swimming in his memory. |
| Ducks guarding the edge of the world, only the naked can stay. |
| I told you not to take the Brown Acid |
| This guy has got issues: First, he has an inner ear problem; he's about to get "goosed"; and he has an entire woman comming out of his butt. |
| Goose fly by. Why? |
| Goosed to heaven |
| Nicky didn't recognize his wife without her dress. |
| Even in his dreams, Michael still leans away from women. |
| Jon says: Awww! I knew I shouldn't
have eaten that mystery meat at school! Damn you for not packing my lunch, ma! |
| The Emancipation Ducklimation |
| I don't begin to know what to make of this. Still, I blame Christian Science |
| Honey I'm so tired of the
goose growing out of your knee that I'm going to jump off this cliff |