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Results |
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1st Prize (15 Seconds of Fame)
Socrates' philosophy was only....sew, sew! |
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2nd Prize (30 Seconds of Fame)
Salvador Dali's mother made all her own clothes |
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3rd Prize (45 Seconds of Fame)
Monty Python's Flying Sewing Course |
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Other Entries |
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Alice finally decided it was best not to take acid
while visiting her grandmother |
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Too late he learned that submission at its purest
form need never be bound by any apparatus. |
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Judith's overalls were not a good fit; besides, the
back pocket button was a tad too big. |
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In the year 2059 genetic modification was all the
rage. |
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Man Law. You should always mount a masterpiece. |
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The Fallen Goddess: Once worshipped by all, fallen
to nothing more than a memory... |
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After 5 years in the slammer, this was one end
Charlie could use. |
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Your punishment is just Odin. The machine I loved
most I have become |
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The pupils in Plato's Vocational School for Girls
had the added task of making water from vine |
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Sally found out that you can steer women from the
bow. |
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"Helga, my dear, it's presser FOOT.....oh why must
I work with ameteurs...." |
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A stitch in Thyme |
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Bruce didn't care about molly's "condition". "If I
only had arms," he mused "I'd take that for a spin!" |
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sew what? |
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The real story on Rumpelstiltskin |
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Hey Dad, do ever get that 'not so fresh feeling'? |
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After the Eve I protoype, God decides to start over
using one of Adam's ribs. |
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I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it |
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And the eyes of them both were opened, and they
knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and
made themselves aprons (well at least Eve did, Adam just cut off
his body). |
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Pull my finger |
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Your uniform will be ready next Thursday, General |
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Dr. Moreau tries something new |
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If Salvador Dali spent less time thinking and more
time sewing |
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In the 19th century, women were bound beside their
sowing machines. In Plato's time, women were bound inside their
sowing machines |
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Sew-Realism Goes Bad |
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Damn it Homer, Quit staring at the wheel coming out
of my ass! |
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a new perspective for the sewing "man"chine |
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now get on your knees and say my what a lovely
party... |
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Whatever you sew, so also shall you reap |
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You should see the foot-powered treadle!!!. |
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The new Singer sewing machine!. Comes with the
Socratic winding bobbin and the Satyr's walking foot for heavy
leather material. Be the first on your block to own one!. |
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She couldn't look him in the face since she found
out he was having an affair with the vacuum cleaner. |
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Yah, well if you ask me, your nothing but an old
sew and sew! |
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Bernice loathed her bust of a father, though she
had always dreamed to be a Singer... |
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Pretending to be a sewing machine was oh so funny -
until the wind changed |
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Despite being born half woman, half sewing machine,
Isolda's toothpaste sculptures were a sight to behold |
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But Dad, I want to be a Singer! |
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Not Your Grandmother's Sewing Machine |
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shoot, my back itches. |
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This was NOT what she had in mind, when he told her
she would be a big wheel! |
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sewing seeds of regret don't wither on the vine. |
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In his mind's eye, Socrates knew just what a
Centaur looked like. |
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That blind git said this would be the perfect
marriage of man and machinery! |
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Musings on a philosophy of Mis-integration |
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Matilda wished that she had taken the garden sowing
course instead of the home sewing course |
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Get ahead with your sewing, maybe you need a hand? |
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I told you I didn't know how to thread this thing! |
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What's with the head on a stick? and the dude with
a butt that's got a ship's steering wheel on it? |
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Women's Lib meets the Industrial Revolution - gone
terribly wrong! |
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Unknown to most people, Mr. Singer was the
originator of the concept behind the Philadelphia Experiment |
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yes, if you look to the lower left, someone really
did sign this |
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Treadle, treadle, sew and pedal |
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Rita regretted dropping acid during home ec. |
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Mrs. Singer was duly punished after inventing the
pants zipper for men |
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Don't touch the treadle! |
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His fantasy quickly Became a reality. He did say he
wanted a woman who could sew. |
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It's a bust, not a stitch-up. |
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"I'm sorry, Honey, I had a little accident with the
car. I was trying to back in, and...Well, this is all that's
left." |
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"Spin my wheel, baby!" "I can't, no arms!!" |
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Gretta has taken "hands-on-learning" to a whole 'nother
meaning |
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What, you didn't notice the sewing machine in the
transporter? |
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Does this make my butt look big? |
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Sew, I'm in the position and you're turning away |
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An now from the makers of Soylent Green!!! |
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George blatantly watched while Judy got her hand
stuck in the sewing machine |
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As Jack's beanstalk grew higher, he suddenly
realized what the lack of oxigen can do to your mind |
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who are the ad-wizards that came up with this one? |
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I don't know what you're frowning at... these
leaves are thoroughly useless |
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He was an extraordinay "Singer". |
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What a tangled web we weave |
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Before becoming a philosophy genius, Aristoteles
used to experiment with exotic mushrooms. |
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Modern woman: I am tired !! please !! at least help
me to get another hand through your thoughts and stop just looking
at me .. |
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The borg were excited by their assimilation of the
old singer sewing machine factory |
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I'm just a rock 'n' roll in a Singer band.... |
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Greek tragedy for the modern woman |
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Due to the leniency of Miss Singer, a "Socrat"
surveillance system had to be installed to achieve production
quotas. |
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The world's first gas driven sewing machine. |
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George and Dixie really regretted signing up for
the new reality show titled "The Philadelphia Experiment II",
especially when it became apparent Michael Pare would not be
making a guest appearance. |
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The floating head's new sewing machine did not
arrive as advertised. |
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A stitch in her behind saved neither time or money |
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Sew what? |
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Does this make my butt look big? |
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I'M HEADS OVER WHEELS BUT I'M NOBODY TO HER! |
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One of the unpleasant things that are bound to
happen when you were stupid enough to make fun of Mama Rosa. |
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Athena philosophized on why her mechanical bustle
did not attract Plato's attention |
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I know you want me! |
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Singer's earliest sewing invention was a bust. |
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Even with Mr. Singer looking on, Marsha knew this
would not be your usual sewing session. |
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On the sixth day, God thought of creating Eve to be
more task-oriented, then changed His mind at the last minute and
made her more like Adam. He just knew He would need to take the
next day off. |
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Ethel's Gastroenterologist was having a bit of
trouble with her colonoscopy |
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Proof Dali is alive and still painting! |
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(The real face of) Eve tries to sew up some fig
leaves together while God patiently waits, his eyes closed. Eve
asks the viewer: "What you lookin' at, asshole?" |
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"Tuvok, will you please see to it that the
Tradabian ambassador to keeps his vines to himself until
engineering can get this figured out." |
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I knew I should have taken off my pants before
trying to mend them. |
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Sam's Sewing Sensation |
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E-Bay item #34658643: Sold or not sold? |
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#1 reason we asked for monetary gifts only at our
wedding |
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Salvadore Dali tried to improve Mr. Singer's
invention, but couldn't get the needle portion just right |
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We tried selling these on ebay, but they had a
problem with the chicken foot. |
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A sweatshop in Pan's labyrinth? |
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The first item of the Katrina Hurricane Leftovers
auction: Starting Bid $1.00. Do I have $1.00? |
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"Forget the instruction manual and help me here,
idiot!" |
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