| Results |
| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame) See! I told
you the dingo ate my baby! |
| 2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame) Posing as a
sculpture in the gallery, Ronald would never have to wait long for
his unsuspecting prey. |
| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame) Picasso's dog |
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Other Entries |
| beware
of gatorgoats during full moons |
| Must be
the puppy chow! |
| Stick?
Hell .. show me the mailman! |
| Dark
side of the mooch |
| Nobody
knew how Fido could make it into the birdhouse year after year |
| How
much is that snake/dog hybrid in the window? |
| The
cobra-dog experiment was admittedly a mistake, but you still had
to feed the poor thing |
| Without
any joints in his limbs, Cujo looked dangerous but really wasn't. |
| Gotta
watch those chicken bones... |
| Owww,
my leg, my leg!!! Wait a minute, one, two, three, four..ah, silly
me, that's not mine! Ahhhhh, gross! A flying bodyless leg!!
AHHHHHH!!! |
| Every
eclipse the weerdeer sheds it's antlers and turns into a cactus. |
| Only
Rover would howl at a new moon. |
| Rudolf
was pissed when the solar eclipse made his antlers fall off. |
| Howl!!!
Hot Chili Dog |
| Dammit...did
you pay the power bill!? |
| Come
in...He's friendly! |
| Alas,
Moe's experiment to cross a Python and a Poodle did not win him a
Nobel Prize in Genetics |
| Now I
know what happened to that pesky emu |
| Timmy's
art project meant he would have to spend some more time in therapy |
| Nigel
looked at the album cover art and thought, this is going to
skyrocket his band Demon Poodle to the legend status |
| Totally
consumed by the Dark Side of The Force, Rudolph opted for red eyes
and nostrils, and shedding his antlers; however, it was well worth
it, fore now he could turn the sun black and none could enjoy any
reindeer games! |
| It's
peculiar how well a bowling ball bounces on a dog. |
| Kevin,
will you stop swinging us so hard while dancing? Now look what
you did! I lost my ears and poor Woolfie ended up quartered!!! |
| The
unsettling dream finally convinced Phil that a career in dentistry
was not for him. |
| That
dark angry moon frightened Pinkle the dog so much that he decided
to turn himself into a crocodile so that he could. defend himself |
| It was
unfortunate side effect of the antler removal that Dr. Kaplov's
creation could no longer catch large black balls; he would have
destroy this specimen and try again. |
| Between
the gigantic chicken foot and the eclipse, Spot was overwhelmed
with angst... |
| "Oh no,
I dropped my toothpaste!", Rover howled, crestfallen. |
| It was
an unfortunate side effect of the antler removal that Dr. Kaplov's
creation could no longer catch large black balls; he would have
destroy this specimen and try again. |
| Full
Moon! Deer becoming a DereWolf! |
| After
his office chair unexpectedly explodes, Rex has a pretty good idea
where the missing armrests wound up. |
| Puff
the magic dragon couldn't bring himself to visit the dentist, no
matter how much pain he was in. |
| PMS Pit
bull from Hell |
| Dog
misses the Frisbee and the stick. |
| Dog
scared of moon falling on butt. |
| Yawnica |
| It
wasn't the moon that made Dino-dog howl, it was biting his tongue
- again! |
| Fido
soon discovered he was no match against the Chicken Feet Debating
Team |
| This is
actually a good painting with more soul than I have but I like to
make fun of it cuz it makes me feel better about myself. |
|
Mesmerized by the eclipse, the Carny's feature attraction, Glow in
the Dark Cobra-Dog gasps for air & lets out a wretched screech &
howl after nearly choking to death on a gigantic chicken foot!
Ooops, Looks like the Carnival was almost down two side shows...
Bye, Bye Super Chicken! We'll miss you... |
| Learn
to be lonely... |
| No one
had explained to Edgar that during a lunar eclipse one couldn't
expect to turn into a Were (Wolf) exactly |
|
Cattywampus in the Moonlight |
| He's
most dangerous when he sneezes. |
| Now
that the veterinarians had removed the chicken foot and bowling
ball, they would see what they could do about his locked jaw. |
| Barking
at the darkened moon, Wolfey's howl was long and sweet, for soon
he would be eating one of the rooster's three-pronged feet. |
| Bite
me! |
| Say
Ahhhhhh! |
| HA HA
HA HA HA!!!! I am the Devil Dog!!! And I'm not some creamy
chocolate cake snack!!! I WILL DEVOUR YOU!!! |
| I
swear, I woke up and it was really dark, and the folding table,
it... sprouted a tail on one end and a serpent head on the other.
It was just wrong. |
| O, sole
mio! |
| In the
guise of a dog this dinosaur will launch your barbed missiles at
the flick of a frisbee! |
|
It's tough being a guard dog at Three Mile Island. |
|
Fido cried out with helpless despair as his friend
the antelope slowly sunk into the bog |
|
Fetch! |
|
Long Live Dogzilla! |
|
Sherlock the wonder dog finally gets the boomerang. |
|
Spike still held his mouth open in vain hope the
giant meatball would eventually land inside. |
|
AFTER THE PYTHON HAD EATEN THE TABLE AND MOST OF
THE CHAIR, HE REALIZED THAT HE HAD SERIOUSLY BLOWN HIS DIET FOR
THE DAY. |
|
Lockjaw |
|
The story so far... Dino the snakedog (or snog for
short) didn't tell chuck (the one-legged chicken) about the wet
concrete road he was about to cross. But chuck got his own back
when Dino the snog lost his footing and got stuck in his own trap.
Now all Dino the snog can do is howl at the black moon till the
end of time.... |
|
Who said yawning was contagious? |
|
Fido's fed up with "fetch"; yet, he quite fancies
his fleas. (The Blue Period) |
|
Fido visits the dentist, say AH!! |
|
Look, I'm telling you howling at the moon has done
nothing for me lately so I'm switching to biting into the night
and I don't care how stupid it looks. |
|
Using the latest genetic experiments, Dr. Polkowsky
developed the perfect guard dog |
|
Nobody knew that Fido the vampire dog had a severe
inferiority complex |
|
Thinking back on it. Rupert wished he had not
crossed his poodle FiFi with an alligator |
|
By impersonating the leafless, lifeless tree in the
distance, Bruno hoped to dodge the reservist call to active duty
in Iraq, if only he could stop yawning... |
|
"If you don't listen to what I'm saying and get
into this black space-time continuum portal that is a wormhole
transporting you back to my world located in a totally different
dimension, I will flat blast you with my hoovering, three-pronged
weapon of mass destruction and then I will eat you with my
enormous bite span, my razor-sharp teeth and my hearty appetite
and then I will throw your remains down, right here, off the top
of the Hoover Dam!!! - AAaughhhh!!!!!!", demanded the demented,
deranged and deantlered reindeer-porcupine alien from the planet
Black Spot. |
|
Dogs are vampires' best friends too! |
|
Anyone could survive in a grey cardboard box inside
of large blue PVC pipe, given they are provided plenty of
chicken... |
|
let em learn not to wake up 'Fangs' so early in the
morning...it was so terrible-when he howled and bared his fangs
the rooster went feet up and the rising sun turned black. |
|
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for
the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so
cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full
fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do
doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death
awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth! |
|
Dare you to come in my yard now Bitch! |
|
Aieeeeee! My finger! |
|
Clementine awakes, yawns, and prepares to clean her
teeth with a twig before hopping out the window in search of
breakfast. |
|
when rex saw the moon, he became histerical and
coughed up some of the chicken he had eaten earlier...poor rex |
|
Hate the annoying barking of a saber-tooth dog, hit
'em with a bowling ball |
|
When she got home, she realized that the babysitter
had failed to heed her warning about the quicksand in the living
room. |
|
Corinthians 10;15 'Lo there shall come a day, when
the chickens shall be buried, the moon rots and the fang'd dog
sings.' |
|
meeooow |
|
Bad hairball day... |
|
The Hound of the Baskervilles yawns after his nap. |
|
Contracting lockjaw was bad enough...now Fifi was
feeling pudgy after seeing the results of her friend's new diet. |
|
It is suspected that this was a design intended for
a novelty staple remover, which promptly got rejected. |
|
And you thought little Timmy's art project was a
cry for help. |
|
Little did Santa know that Dancer was a
were-reindeer. |
|
Good Dental Hygiene Gives A Pretty Yawn |
|
American Mother-In-Law in London |
To quote Southpark:
"Ok! That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today
has involves things either going in or coming out of my ass?" |
|
WHAT BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE ARE YOU USING? WHOS YOUR
DENTIST? |
|
Midnight prayer for whole-wheat toast & zen arm
stretches |
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LOOK MOM ' I DID BRUSH MY TEETH TODAY |
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My generation destroyed by madness .... |
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GREAT!!!! its a FULL MOON!!!And my antlers fell off
Now i'll have to worry about ALL THE BUCKS!!!!!! |
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Yearning For Burnt Dim-Sum |
|
Harry Potters' Godfather resumed his dog shape,
just to eat Rudolf on the not so foggy night of the Blood Moon. |
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Under a black moon, Fido howled at the spectre of
an inverted office chair pedestal. |
|
"It's really quite painful to shut my mouth and
look distinguished, so I'll just have to leave it open while I
pose". |
|
Spot's decision to secret himself in the emu's
house paid off big. Only one great foot remained to be devoured. |
|
Sadly, not only did Lucy's entire body suffer from
canine-pattern peripheral-baldness, but no amount of red lipstick
could ease the shock of meeting her face to face. |
|
Don't switch on the light please!!! |
|
This species of Cactusaurus was soon extinct as its
narrow neck would not allow it to eat the round black oranges
abundant at the time; the primitive tree was also unfit for
consumption as it usually became stuck root first in the throat of
the animal, leaving its mouth wide open and bringing on the hungry
beast the cruel fate of death by ridicule. |
|
I've seen a bad moon risin' |
|
I said I want a Horse !!!!!! |
|
oh no I forgot to lock the door on the way out |
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THROW IT SLOWER NEXT TIME!!! |
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IT'S MATING SEASON....WATCH OUT. |
|
No peace from the angry snake dog |
|
Dingodile Choking on Chicken Foot by Moonlight |
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Self portrait -- Allan Ginsberg |
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don't judge me, love me! |
|
you can either get a flip-top head......... |
|
Hack . . Hack. 'Thats the last time I eat anything
before looking at it first.' |
|
The new garbage disposal unit was an interesting
discussion starter, but the difficulty was to find somebody
willing to plunge their arm in to get whatever would get stuck in
the narrow tube leading to the tank. |
|
Haven't you seen this snake dog walking around? |
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"Blimey" he barked, when he realised the people
from the dark side of the moon had decapitated him with a gigantic
chicken foot. Thus ending his miserable life in a universe without
logical perspective. |
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Extreme lock-jaw |
|
that's a gay picture |
|
Spot needs a session of anger management. |
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"Gimme the mike, Frank!... There's a mooooon out
tonight ... wah ooh wahoo ..." |
|
I love my new Lumineers. |
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Toto! I don't think we're in Kansas any more! |
|
Dick Cheney strikes again as the President's dog
gets between the already dead quails and his shot gun. Or is that
Hillary? Hard to tell... |
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I want my MAYPO! |
|
I hate it when my brain drifts off like a balloon! |
|
The Dog Side of the Moon |
|
Morning breath. |
|
Snake dog howls to the moon after giving birth to
stick thang. |
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Moooooommm??? This Ding-Dong followed me home, can
I keep it? |
|
Junior, be back by midnight! And don't forget your
manners--when you meet her parents, be sure to sniff their butts! |
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Oh shit he really eat that poor chicken |
|
okay, this pretty much explains itself... |
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When There were no mothers |
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The ball of twine whizzed faster and faster,
catching Spot's maw and forcing it open. Quick look down his
gullet! Is that bird still attached to the buried foot, or did
Fido have Tweety for breakfast? |
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Edgar auditions for the male lead in the latest
Andrew Lloyd Webber production |
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Ouch! it hurts ! |
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Rover realized too late that you should never look
directly into an eclipse while playing with a sharp chicken foot. |
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Ok. I've heard of a sunburn. But a moonburn???
You've got to be kidding me. |
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owww!! mommy i fink i need a dentist |
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Dinner was ready but no one had come home |
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REWARD ALIVE OR DEAD!: $100 MILLION DOLLARS FOR
RECOVERY AND CAPTURE OF THE OWNER OF ABOVE CREATURE FOR HAVING THE
BAD TASTE TO CALL IT A PET (COLLAR WITHHELD FOR PRIVACY PURPOSES) |
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Rover missed the ball yet again |
|
i guess that laser hurts |
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PREHISTORIC SABER-TOOTH DOG WITH FRISBEE |
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The atmosphere in the flat was never the same after
Toby inherited his uncle's dog. |
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Do Donkeys Really Have Fangs? |
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Lament for BIg Chicken Foot or What a Way to Miro |
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Alan was dismayed to see that his inflatable love
doll was different to the picture on the box. |
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