| Results |
| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame) Sensing she was
in a rut, Catwoman contemplates a career change. |
2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame)
"Little Kitty seems to have gotten
into the same batch of brownies as Mildred."
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| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame) Casual Friday at
the Lonely Hearts Club. |
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OtherEntries |
"The
young lady considers what to do today: Perhaps she should groom
her
pussy?" |
| On
quiet days at the library, Martha found herself drifting into a
world of her own... |
|
Belonging to someone else under the siege of the dark forces. |
| It is
not really if I still love him, but if he still loves me |
| SOME
PEOPLE WEAR THEIR HEARTS ON THEIR SLEEVES......I PREFER THE END OF
A BIG STICK.......... |
| While
waiting for her clothes to dry Mary realized even though the cat
loves the dryer, the static was having a weird effect on him. |
| Let's
see now....how did that charm go to undo the handsome bloke turns
into cat spell... |
|
"Myrtle, you are making me cry" |
|
Beatrice always thought she was an outsider, but when people
teased her about her feet, she just couldn't figure out why...... |
| The cat
came back... she thought he was a goner |
| Having
failed to pick up pussy, Sigourney had no choice but to eat her
own heart out. |
| Staff
at the Royal quietly asked Ms. Figglesford to leave after
informing her that a rose, is a rose, is a rose... Not neat
casual. |
| She
watched for a chance with her swatter as the fly's shadow crossed
her breasts. |
| Mr.
Winky seemed to have no interest in Sally's new cat toy. |
|
Midnight was secretly glad that Edith had ripped her own heart out
by accident. He hated those weird games played with the riding
crop. |
| Mildred
hoped that her arriving date would not notice her legs. |
|
Winifred gave her heart to her Valentine, and he gave her a stupid
Valentine on a stick |
| There,
there Midnight. They can't give us our medication if they can't
find us. |
| "
Honey, dinners ready " |
| You got
to have guts to do a painting like this. |
And the
pussy thinks….
“Hmmmm she’s offering me her heart on a stick? But this pussy
wants a Coney dog on a stick sister! |
| The
Scottish Terrier questions, "Why does everyone keep calling me a
cat?" |
| The
smell of my "cat" drove my date away! |
|
Figuring she could do without the weight of her heart, hunger
artist Tamara decorated the spiked organ as a gift to the world. |
| Hanna
Contemplates the craving for Fava Beans and a nice Chianti |
| She
just KNEW something was wrong with the one-player version of
"Operation". |
| Sharon
finally realized that branding herself on the chest was not
going to make her any warmer, so she decided to climb the six
unabridged dictionaries to the bar and have a glass of wine. |
| Before
ascending the stairs to the Venus altar, Lucille sat for a moment
to ponder whether she really wanted true love or would be better
off with a good dog. |
pussy
cat pussy cat i LOVE you yyyeeeessss iiii do, you and your
pussy cat SMILE, ooooo ooo ooooo ooo you and your pussy cat LIPS
oooo
oooo oooo oooo you and your pussy cat ASS oooo oooo oooo |
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips !
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do !
You and your pussycat lips !
You and your pussycat eyes !
You and your pussycat nose |
| Allison
pondered on the various applications for her valentine's merkin |
| "The
scene from the new children's animation had to be reworked, after
the artist had had that extra pint." |
|
Actually Doctor Pussy........I think I preferred the third nipple
|
She:
Was that stifled laughter up there then?
Dog: Damn, I'm gonna get a kick up the bum again |
| Next
time we try felching Pussy dear I'll get a bigger plunger, really
thought you be stuck up there for good! |
| I knew
cats liked fish, but i cant believe that my fishing rod has pulled
out a pair of fishnet stockings from my cats ringpiece |
|
"Surely, it must be my turn now". |
| Mary is
having second thoughts about homeland security measures. |
| Raggedy
Ann now up in her years posed nude for this artist and hopes
Playboy will give her a call. |
| Sally
contemplates whether the other nudist colony members would prefer
red wine, or white wine with the heart kabob recipe tonight. |
| Aunt
Judy patiently waits for the handsome ambulance attendant she saw
last week on the street to arrive... |
| Wow
class! Look at what Muffy drew! |
| It was
a good thing for Hillary that Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day
didn't come together all that often |
| Once
again, looking for answers in all the wrong places, Sue realizes
that the ceiling mirror was not a statement of limitless passion
after all. But merely a reflection of her sad existence and
extreme bad taste! |
| While
Annie looked into the heavens thinking of dearly beloved Melvin,
the cat strolled by, fresh from a kill and followed by a river of
Melvin's blood. |
| Single
on Valentine's Day...again. |
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