| Results |
| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame) Sticks
and Stones
A tree in my bones
A lake that's floating away
I once was a hunk
But now I'm a trunk
Stuck in this landscape all day. |
| 2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame) "Well,
so much for cornstarch in the enema water!!" |
| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame)
Something told Moses he was at the wrong bush. |
|
OtherEntries |
| Big
Babe in the woods! |
| Here,
sits mother nature in the nature of which she has watched over and
guided upon. |
| And I
thought salt only melted slugs. |
| Adam
left and Eve has questions |
| Now how
in the world am I supposed to get out of this body condom? |
|
portrait of a landscape (r) |
| trees
and grass up her ass |
| Her
Yeast Infection Was Clearly Out Of Control |
| "Upon
Reflection, The Tree Tattoo Was Clearly A Bad Idea" |
| "The
Red Trees Worshipped The Green Tree God Not Realizing It Was Just
A
Drawing On The Back Of A Fat Lady" |
| Yes,
well, I like the boulder... |
| The
"Visible Human" (female edition) is stood up by her male
counterpart somewhere in the Scottish Highlands. |
|
Beatrice turned on her personal force field when she realised that
the vine was reaching for her neck. |
| May the
blue goo and red sticks of happiness whoosh up your pine tree. |
| Jack's
transformation is not going to happen, if the red stick people and
the blue goo have anything to do about it. |
| one hit
too many |
| Just a
little more and surely i'll go blind, I hope. |
| desire
for backbone |
| After
her delightful romp in the grass Sophie's violent itch was not
helped by her poison ivy back scratcher. |
| ''And
to think she had believed it when her mom told her the watermelon
seeds would pass.'' |
| ''Oh my
God! The snakes! The snakes!'' |
| Well, I
know I left it here somewhere |
| Bert
realized too late that wrapping himself in saran wrap wouldn't
morph him into a butterfly |
| As the
flood rushed toward her, Claudette realised she was caught without
clean underwear. |
| Did
That damn Christo pass through here while I was napping? |
| Having
begun to melt spontaneously, Maureen quickly learned why the grass
was greener on the other side....Nuclear power |
| YOU
CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREE. |
|
Constance sulked as the Matchstick Men cavorted and laughed at her
ill-fitting aura. |
| blue
boob bares bloke |
| After
morphing from a toad, Helga could have not been more complete. |
| The
blue Aristot Eel contemplates Butt of Platoy. |
| ET go
home. |
| The
body snatchers obviously forgot clone the artistic part of you
into the pod |
| "The
Transmogrification of Lilly" |
| OH
DEAR! THE TELETUBBIES RAN AWAY! |
| I am
Prawna, the Shrimp Lady. |
| pepto-dismal! |
| THIS
END UP |
You
can't be happy,
While your heart's on the roam,
You can't be happy
Until You bring it home.
Home to the green fields
And me once again. |
| i love
all that i am,it makes me who i am. |
| Sweet
Tiffany caught pondering another tree tattoo... |
| If you
love it let it go; if it comes back you'll be sorry |
| "sure
isn't candy coated" |
| utopia
or nothing! |
| a bad
case of blue balls. |
| Who
plans to devein this Shrimp? |
| If you
squint your eyes and look sideways....nope, still awful. |
| I found
it! I found the President's brain |
| A
magical, protective blue tarp began to spread across the land, but
it was too late, I had already begun to melt. |
| Why
Fourth Term Abortions Are Illegal |
| "I'm so
glad we decided to go on a nature walk today. Isn't it a lovely
day? The sun is out, the sky looks wonderfully surreal. Let's go
down to the pond and sit for a while. See, it's just over.. JESUS
CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!? |
|
Fetus-man wanted to go to the lake but he feared that the thorn
bushes would pierce his amniotic sac. |
| Eeeeeeh
I want to be a treeee !!! |
| Animal,
vegetable, or mineral? |
| Well,
I'm feeling no effect at all from those mushrooms! |
| Does
this make me look fat? |
|
oohhh..i should'nt have eaten them sprouts |
| Once
only a conjoined twin, Martha was enjoying her new-found freedom
while vacationing on the planet Cray-pa |
| What
the #*%$ !?!? |
| "I
flunked out of cooking school which left a bad taste in my mouth" |
| Living
in a condom suited Hermione just fine. |
While
running from the tidal wave, the red-stick men stop to admire
the green tree on the giant statue's back. |
| “Mother
Nature fails to see the irony in having to pee really bad and not
being able to find a port-a-potty” |
| "An
Alien Hatches Where the Red Fern Grows" |
| The
lady doesn't lack nerve |
| The
progeny of Gumby and Klingon Chancellor Gorkon. |
| Art
comes in many forms. Unfortunately this is not one of them |
| Hongo,
the White Meanie never forgave the Beatles for being racist in
their casting of "Yellow Submarine" |
| Flood!
Look Out! |
| The
reason why the chicken crossed the road... (and can you blame it!) |
| A
painting so new, who is that nude? |
| Lonnie
felt he was almost ready to break out of his pod. |
| The
full sized body condom offered Jenna no protection from the
advancing herd of red stick people! |
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