| Results |
| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame)
The veterinarian is going to do what to me?
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| 2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame)
You'd be cranky too if you had mange on your chest.
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| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame)
I hate when this happens.... when I throw up it's suppose to land on the RUG!
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| Other
Entries |
| Even Clarence had to admit, he'd never seen a cat with FIVE paws!! |
| An attempt at 'Mona Lisa' that went very wrong. |
| Who stuck this gum on my painting??? |
| As he stared into the mirror, it slowly dawned on Tigger that shaving off his whiskers probably wasn't the best idea he had ever had. |
| The Levitating Hairball |
| Tigger had somehow developed the annoying habit of using his extra paw
to "flip the bird" to photographers. |
| Cat Juggling movies are one thing, but we have to draw the line at Cat Bondage Pictures. |
| I think the crack kicked in too soon!! |
| I couldn't believe
that this feline could beat me at checkers but that's just what he did. |
| Hog-tied and Pissed off! |
| You pose like this and try smiling. |
| Four
years of therapy for his obsessive-compulsive disorders had made
little impact; it still took Edmond hours to straighten that cummerbund. |
| Kindly remove your hand before I succumb to a feline frenzy! |
| Dog, Cat, Fox thing with egg on it's lap.. |
| This is what Frankenstein did before he got into
monsters |
| This is why I no longer paint when I'm
drinking. It makes for bad art, and it upsets the cat. |
| A fried egg should never be thrown in anger |
| Which Eye Is The Real Eye? |
| And the pussy's two pair of hind legs are hidden underneath her apparent
skirt. |
| One Pissed
Pussy |
| Annoyed that he couldn't break the bond of the super glue, Mittens really got pissed when Pierre ran out of paint. |
| Vincent Price's cat? |
| "You
talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you
talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?" |
Sylvester is wondering when the artist will finish
so he can use the box...hurry! |
| I'm the new
Octopussy! |
| Must be viewed with 3D glasses. |
| We call this one "Cat with Mouse Orb" |
| A strange calm settles over Fluffy as he plots his revenge on his captor, the portrait painter. |
| Big Red saw the picture his owner painted of him, and henceforth used his canvases for dumping some waste of his own. |
| I HATE LOVE, I LOVE HATE |
| They didn't want two cats so they kept one and a half |
| Cold horror washed over me as
I realized what I'd done. The cat just stared at me with calm cool eyes, but
I knew, every night he would be sitting at the end of the bed, staring, just staring.... |
| TIGGER - SON OF WOLFMAN AND FRANKENSTEIN'S BRIDE |
| "The ill-advised genetic concatenation of fox and feline resulted in a hideous creature capable of malevolent spasms of regurgitation." |
| Fluffy contemplated the levitating chicken's foot in front of him for a while but decided to wait for his tuna surprise!! |
| ...and because of that night Muffy had never trusted the old lady again. |
| Please, don't blow my cover! |
| The Queen of Spays |
| Morriss the cat discovers what
"Bukake Kitty " really means. |
| Morris leaves his mark. |
| "Fluffy, having finally decided to put her best foot forward, now only had
to decide which one WAS her best foot..." |
| It was only after
Mr. Caramel was possessed by the spirit of cujo-that Edith had to find him a new home. |
| Shortly after basil moved in-did he realize the house was built on an old pet
cemetery |
| So this is what ridden hard and strung up wet looks like. |
| "Look at the head on that thing!" |
| And I've got four more paws under my big fat rump! |
| SPAM
...Fur ball ...SPAM ...Fur ball ...SPAM ...Fur ball ...SPAM ...Fur ball ...SPAM
...Fur ball ...SPAM ...Fur ball ... |
| Fluffy was less then thrilled to be selected as Mildred's model. |
| cha cha cha chia |
| Cat mascara is all the rage. |
| THAT DAMN WAD OF GUM |
| I sure wish mom hadn't fallen in love with that dog. |
| "Despite years of observation, when the aliens finally eased through the rip between dimensions, they found the
pseudo bodies they had worked so hard to construct to be not quite right." |
| Feline Taxidermy Experiment |
| Marco had struggled over this disguise. Finally as he stared into the mirror, he knew he'd chosen wisely. No one would suspect him, and the bird would be his! |
| YOU THINK I'M UGLY??! |
| What the hell are YOU looking at? |
| I have my mascara,
dahling, now do my nails. Mr. DeMille is waiting. |
| The Infamous Spitting Whiskerless Fox-Cat! |
| The ONLY way you could have shaved off my whiskers was to bind my legs! |
| "I'll get you for that! I mean I'll REALLY get you for that!!" |
| "Marvin wondered if switching brands of laxative would help." |
| Funny How? Funny like a clown? |
| Felix and Mini-Meow |
| Moments before she was left for dead on the cold tiles of her kitchen, aunt
Edna finished this portrait of Mr.. Peepers. |
| "Bloody hell! Why did I ever leave my body to the International Academy of Taxidermy!?!?!" |
| Became cockeyed after the gum pulled out his
whiskers. |
| The silly, vengeful birds still haven't figured out
it's a window! |
| "No whiskers, the prehensile
tail, that constant craving for bananas; Suddenly, JoJo realized his
mother had been right all along: Curious George WAS his father!" |
| Don't get too close!
You can see what happened to my identical twin that was standing in front
of me. |
| Ralph was convinced that secretly watching Maxine through the key hole was
having no effect on him. He could stop anytime he wanted to. |
| In an effort to recreate the rage, the Ty Company,
renowned for their realistic "Beanie Babies" stuffed toy line, went too far with "Acme Medical
Testing Cat Number Six." |
| ..and as he stepped back to appraise his efforts, he realized he'd painted a monstrous catastrophe |
| Walley's self-portrait titled "Cat Sitting on Top of the World" was
interrupted when Walley and the globe rolled out the second story window. |
| Fluffy regretted her bad aim, cause now she would have to lick it off again. |
| So ugly, it's cute? No. |
| Poly-pawed pussy ("... and you should see my HIND legs!") |
| Poor Sox never was quite right again after that tumble in the clothes dryer. |
| "I told you the pages would stick together if you didn't let the paint dry first." |
| A fallen leaf for the feline's modesty |
| "Sorry about your gerbil. It was tasty." |
| A
rat pissed on a cat? So shameful |
| I don't suppose YOU know what happened to my whiskers? |
| “Never, never…I repeat; never call me PUSSY again!!!!” |
| Puss in moods? maybe... |
| What you talkin' bout, Morris? |
| Don't you just hate those wax hair removals? |
| "A very bad hair day" |
| "DAMN YOU , YOU ATE ALL THE SHRIMP." |
| "I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE THAT NEIGHBOR WITH THE DAMN BARKY DOG" |
| Indignant over his master's rigid, "black and white" views about accidents,
Anthony rubs his own nose in it, and proves once and for all, that it never
was an issue of self-regulation. |
| Five Card Stud - Joker's Wild... |
| In order to maintain his psychic powers at peak ability, Fluffy would
practice levitating hairballs. |
| I must remember that when I stop in the middle of painting the cat's picture, take note of whether or not I've already done some of the legs! |
| "Tiger felt neither shame nor remorse that his half digested Nine Lives Salmon and Tuna Feast lay mysteriously stiff and wafer-like upon his lap." |
| Bird? I dint see no bird! |
"Puss and Puke"
The tea party has started
first California-
NEXT BUSH!!! |
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