| Results of the First Caption Contest |
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Results |
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1st Prize (15 seconds of fame) With his day in the fields almost over, Elmer was looking forward to a cool beer, a burger and to slip into something more comfortable. |
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2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame) Okay, now where can that naked woman be hiding? |
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3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame) If garments ruled the Earth |
| Other Entries |
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Little did they know the watery figure was yet another desert hallucination. |
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Just one more week and I'll be able to afford that cute little dress I saw last week |
| Aw, Pa, why can't I wear it out here, nobody'll see! |
| The Quest for the Holy Negligee |
| Amazing Secret Revealed! Maker of Sahara Crop Circles! |
| I dreamed I was wearing my maidenform |
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The invisible Amazon woman makes a token appearance to her workers |
| The 49'ers dream of their lumberjacking past |
| Athena demanded that her dry cleaning be double starched |
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Gee, I really hope my bid on E-bay for that gown is the highest offer |
| The Chamois of Turin |
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The slip cover for the book, "Gay Men working in the Cane Fields" |
| If you sew it, they will come. |
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While preparing for another Monday at the cheese slicing factory, Langley dreams of a career in dry cleaning |
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Hard work goes by fast when you think of what she'll be wearing when the sun goes down |
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The invisible woman says "Getting warmer, Nope, Colder, Okay, Warmer....." |
| Dionysus was such a tease |
| The night of the living dress |
| Hey, I could swear that dress is smiling at me |
| IF THE SLIP FITS WEAR IT |
| Hey, Bernie, who did you say lived out here? |
| Temporal Lobe Epilepsy |
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Rupert, the middle triplet, nonchalantly turned his back on his dream of wearing THE dress. |
| Dressblock SPF 35 in the Tofu Fields |
| Darnedest Weather We've Been Having |
| Hay, hay, hay! |
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The spirit of Magritte guards workers on the European butter mountain |
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While the boys toiled in the fields, the hangers-on watched and waited |