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Results of the First Caption Contest

Results
1st Prize (15 seconds of fame)
With his day in the fields almost over, Elmer
 was looking forward to a cool beer, a burger and
to slip into something more comfortable.
2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame)
Okay, now where can that naked woman be hiding?
3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame)
If garments ruled the Earth
Other Entries
Little did they know the watery figure was
yet another desert hallucination.
Just one more week and I'll be able to afford
 that cute little dress I saw last week
Aw, Pa, why can't I wear it out here, nobody'll see!
The Quest for the Holy Negligee
Amazing Secret Revealed! Maker of Sahara Crop Circles!
I dreamed I was wearing my maidenform
The invisible Amazon woman makes
a token appearance to her workers
The 49'ers dream of their lumberjacking past
Athena demanded that her dry cleaning be double starched
Gee, I really hope my bid on E-bay
for that gown is the highest offer
The Chamois of Turin
The slip cover for the book,
"Gay Men working in the Cane Fields"
If you sew it, they will come.
While preparing for another Monday at the cheese
slicing factory, Langley dreams of a career in dry cleaning
Hard work goes by fast when you think of what
 she'll be wearing when the sun goes down
The invisible woman says "Getting warmer, 
Nope, Colder, Okay, Warmer....."
Dionysus was such a tease
The night of the living dress
Hey, I could swear that dress is smiling at me
IF THE SLIP FITS WEAR IT
Hey, Bernie, who did you say lived out here?
Temporal Lobe Epilepsy
Rupert, the middle triplet, nonchalantly turned
his back on his dream of wearing THE dress.
Dressblock SPF 35 in the Tofu Fields
Darnedest Weather We've Been Having
Hay, hay, hay!
The spirit of Magritte guards workers
on the European butter mountain
While the boys toiled in the fields,
the hangers-on watched and waited
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