Bert Christensen's Weird & Different Recipes
Cow on a wagon
Cow Udder Eclairs
12 fresh lean cow udders
1 pint of whipping cream
1 cup of brown sugar
1 can artichoke hearts
1 stick butter
1 small filleted smelt
1 container of Nair

Soak the cow udders in Nair to remove the hair. Repeat several times if
necessary until all hair is removed. Rinse in warm water. Place a stick of
butter into a warm frying pan. Wait until all of the butter has melted,
then add the cow udders. Fry them for 15-20 minutes until golden brown.
Chop the artichoke hearts and smelt on a cutting board into fine pieces. In
a large bowl, add the whipping cream, brown sugar and the chopped artichokes
and smelt. With a mixer on low, whip until creamy with a consistency like
vanilla pudding. Remove the udders from the pan and make a long slice down
the side of each udder. Spread the pudding mixture into each slit. Serve
warm or cold and have an "Udderly Wonderful" snack.

Dan Ryan


Collected by Bert Christensen.
Toronto, Ontario